well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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