just tell him i said nine months
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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