You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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