You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Randomize
