I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We left the knife in your bed.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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