i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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