Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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