On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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