brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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