Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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