Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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