but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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