Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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