I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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