that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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