Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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