found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Can you repeat that, but with context?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
