He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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