I want to stick my p in your. b.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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