I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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