O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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