escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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