I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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