Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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