i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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