At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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