He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
they're like a gay fantastic four
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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