But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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