I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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