We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
