If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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