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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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