whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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