I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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