Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Randomize
