people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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