U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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