its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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