Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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