i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
