im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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