can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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