thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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