I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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