She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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