is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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