we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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