would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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