wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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