Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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