even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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