They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You brought string cheese to the strip club
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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