STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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