I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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